If you cannot bow to Buddha, you cannot be a Buddha. It is arrogance.
If everything is the same, nothing is special.
If you're unhappy, you should change what you're doing.
If something scares me, then I have to do it.
I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us.
If you wanna cross somebody, then do that. Don't act like it wasn't you
If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it.
Fans will come if you have a good product.
I don't steer towards anything. I steer towards character and truth. If it's funny then so be it. If it's dramatic, so be it. I just steer towards characters.
If I had not been discriminated against or had not suffered persecution, I would never have received the Nobel Prize.
If you take your fear and mash it into something that's actually useful, then it doesn't feel like it wins.
We cannot have that relationship if we only dictate or threaten and condemn those who disagree.
If I had to change one thing about my life, it would probably be, I wouldn't be famous. Because when you're famous it's so hard.
If it was up to me, there wouldn't be no such thing as the establishment.
If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes.
If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore.
If you want to get your point across, you gotta cuss.
If you don't like something, talk about something else that's great and maybe someone else will discover it and think it's great too.
In making theories, always keep a window open so that you can throw one out if necessary.
When someone comes to visit me, they have to bring tea - you can't stay in my house if you don't bring me tea.
If you can feed your family, give them an education, then you are a success.
If you don't try, if you don't do something for yourself, you won't get anywhere.
I couldn't live if I wasn't a designer.
I just do whatever I do, and put it out there without tryin to cater to anybody. If you like it, you like it.
If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally.
If you talk to most people under 30, they don't read a newspaper.
If I do something that depresses, it's not because I'm depressed, but because political life and history is depressing.
If I was a politician right now I would change just about everything.
If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back.
If I were to say you are crazy, what part of that would you find unacceptable?
But if you have a solid walk with the Lord, then you wont fear that failure.
People say I am cheap, and I don't mind if they do.
If you want to see me cry, just come to a photo shoot.
If we have no respect for our viewers, then how can we have any respect for ourselves and what we do?
If my son is happy, then I am happy.
It takes a lot of energy to work, in general, especially if you're the lead in something.
If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.
We always felt that if you do something with quality and integrity, then it's going to come back to you.
By nature, I am not an optimist, though I try to act as if I am.
If some things don't make you lose your sense of reason, then you have none to lose.
I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.
If you want a friend, buy a dog.
If you can use a Web browser, you can use Skype.
If you're playing the bad guy, you have to find what you like about them.
You can't be funny if you don't have good material.
If they're singing about heartbreak, they've lived it.
If you have a camera in the courtroom, there's no filtering. What you see is what's there.
I know if someone is coming from my right side. I could feel it.
If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.
If you're going to put yourself above everybody else, you might end up alone.
I don't know if you can change things, but it's a drop in the ocean.
Everything has a meaning, if only we could read it.
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.
If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
If I can feel freedom then I can create.
If your woman is asleep every time you get home, shes just really tired. Of you.
If someone messes with me, I'm going to mess with them.
If you don't execute your ideas, they die.
If you want to be like the greats, you learn from the greats.
If your heart is in love, you can do anything.
You try to go where the great scripts are, if you can, or you go where the not great scripts are, because that's what's being offered to you.
If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
If you are going to survive in business, show business or any business, then you have to be bold.
Are you intimidated by me? Because if you're intimidated by me, that's something you'll have to deal with.
If Russians knew how to read, they would write me off.
If you remember the ‘90s, you weren’t there.
If I couldn't do it, then I'd be defeated. I've got the tools to do it. I never did question my tools.
You know, if you don't do nothin, you don't do nothin.
You can have great teachers, but if you don't have a good principal, you won't have a good school.
If it's not going to sound like Terrapin Station, what's the point of playing Terrapin Station?
You can tell if someone's into you. You can feel the chemistry.
Nothing is art if it does not come from nature.
If I was hearing something I couldn't do, I would figure out how to do it.
We have to support our own films. If we don't, how can we expect others to support them?
Do what you do and mean it every second of the day. If you don't, you're living someone else's life.
If you don't take your clothes seriously, why should your viewers take you seriously?
That's the thing about us lawyers - if at all possible, we will consume each other.
I don't know if I'd wanna be in the limelight,
Surfing is my religion, if I have one.
If you can't get out of something, get into it.
When I was younger I used to be devastated if I would lose.
There has to be chemistry in a duet, but if you go beyond the point of friendship and attraction, you lose something.
But if you are going to wear blinders then you do not know the world.
If you're not brave, you're not going to be free.
If you have a friend, things are better than if you didn't have a friend.
If you want to keep something concealed from your enemy, don't disclose it to your friend.
If I don't see myself as a victim, then I'm not a victim.
If I can pay the bills, I'm happy.
If I don't laugh at least 20 times a day - it hasn't been a good day.
I am a danger to myself if I get angry.
If I planned everything out in advance, I'd expire of boredom.
If I had to choose, I'd choose my friends over my career.
If I am not right for something there are many talented actors out there that will get it.
If civilians are going to be killed, I would rather have them be their civilians than our civilians.
I really have to dance more often, and so I travel around. If I don't, I will crumble.
You get bored if you do the same thing too much.
If you don't know about it, you can't get it.
If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing I have done.
I did commit adultery, if adultery is having a relationship in a marriage with another woman. I learned from that.
If honor were profitable, everybody would be honorable.