I love spaghetti and meatballs... I eat a lot.
I'd say I'm a good cook. I have a lot of German recipes that I can make - schnitzel, meatballs and things with cabbage. I love cabbage.
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.
The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.
Life is like a bowl of spaghetti. Every once in a while, you get a meatball.