Microwave Quotations

I live in a dumb house. Which is not to say that I don't love its quirky charm, its drafty windows and leaky fireplaces and an electrical system that protests when too many people are trying to vacuum and microwave at the same time. But charm is not always user-friendly.

When we first got our microwave, we didn't know how to act. It had been a year since we'd had microwave food.

Several years ago we showed that any finite universe in which light had time to 'wrap around' since the Big Bang would have the same pattern of cosmic microwave background temperature fluctuations around pairs of circles.

I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.

I have a phobia of anything that doesn't die in the microwave after five seconds.

Kids are very comfortable with technology and these toys reflect that. When the microwave and car talk to you it's perfectly reasonable that toys do. But it comes down to whether it's fun. All the chips in the world won't make a bad toy good.

I think it's the spoiled attitude that we have now. It's like they have an 'I want everything right now,' microwave behavior.

Some of the things we found were cereal, strawberries, ramen noodles, microwave popcorn, bottles of Snapple, Clearly Canadian bottles, water bottles, notebook paper, medical records and lots of diet drinks,

Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.

We all have televisions. They are relatively inexpensive. We all have microwave ovens. Why do we need to go out?

There is a lot of noise on the power line. Our technology can detect noise and overcome it by using other frequencies. We can also place repeaters on the network that will be activated when needed, for example when the microwave is switched on.

Consider: The human genome consists of about 3.3 billion base pairs. Since there are only four types of pair, that amounts to 0.8 gigabytes of information, or about what you can fit on a CD. With a microwave radio transmitter, you could beam that amount of information into space in a few minutes, and have it travel to anyone at light speed.

Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.

He thought he could dry his socks in the microwave and he ended up training barefoot. The thing I am most glad about is that he has managed to dispel the tag that footballers are a bit stupid.

I am not even part of this whole microwave generation that is my generation, Gen X. I'm right in the middle of it.

These have been called wonder chemicals. They have now evolved into staple stain and grease-proof coatings for a broad array of everyday consumer products, including microwave popcorn bags, carpets and blue jeans.

The CSI factor has just killed us. People expect us to have this stuff turned out in a week, but a DNA test is not something you just throw in a microwave and do in 30 seconds.

I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.