I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It's, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you've got something. Nobody's putting passion or any thought behind it anymore.
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven
I'm more like an oven than a microwave,
I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.
I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.
The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.
Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.