Monkeys Quotations | Page 3

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

I see a clear breach of ahimsa even in driving away monkeys; the breach would be proportionately greater if they have to be killed.

Slavery is an institution for converting men into monkeys.

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.