Psychiatrist Quotations

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist.

If I weren't a writer, I'd be a psychiatrist.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

Psychiatrists don't solve anything from one day to the next.

In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you.

If I wasn't in fashion, I would have been a psychiatrist.

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission.

There's no drugs, no Tom in a dress, no psychiatrists.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it.

If I didn't play tennis I probably would have to see a psychiatrist.

I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis.

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

The psychiatrists examine you and ask you about your life and work, and then they decide whether your film can be shown or not. It's a horrible experience.

I had to work with a psychiatrist.

My psychiatrist says I have a messiah complex. But I forgave him.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

Depressed people think they know themselves, but maybe they only know depression.

A mental healer may be a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist may or may not be a mental healer.

In Greece we're too poor to go to psychiatrists -- we have friends instead.

I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist.

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.

Going to a psychiatrist has become one of the most dangerous things a person can do.

I think that music has been a great help to me and this has been confirmed by every psychiatrist I have seen. I would probably be dead if not for music.

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

A psychiatrist is the god of our age. But they cost money.

I know that I brought this all on myself. I know that I deserve this. I'd do anything not to be this way. I'd do anything to make it up to everyone. And to not have to see a psychiatrist, who explains to me about being "passive aggressive.

I know that things get worse before they get better because that’s what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.

I expect most psychiatrists have a patient or two they'd like to refer to me.

God seems willing to act as the most sublime psychologist, psychotherapist, or even psychiatrist if we are willing.

If you listen to neurologists and psychiatrists, you'd never fall in love.

One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.

The psychiatrist knows only too well how each of us becomes the helpless but not pitiable victim of his own sentiments. Sentimentality is the superstructure erected upon brutality.