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Random people, celebrities of note come to your shows over the years, and I've had some really strange ones. Like the guy from Kiss. Gene Simmons has literally been in the audience at my shows, like, four times. I don't know if he knows me; he's just a big fan of comedy.

Random House would have preferred not to have this lawsuit and spend money defending the book and Dan Brown, but they've certainly not been hurt by it.

Random House Films is going to allow us to sell a lot more copies of books transposed to film. As well it will allow us to promote new authors.

When you expand your awareness, seemingly random events will be seen to fit into a larger purpose.

The primary task is to help them develop a context ... which becomes the experience they already know. It helps kind of ground them in some history so it doesn't feel like such a random thing.

You hit a bunch of keys at random to see why the system seems to have hung; you don't realize that the system has turned off echo so that you can type your secret encryption key, ... I've seen people try for hours to bang the keyboard in the exact same way.

You have an equivalent to random mutation, except it's better, ... It's directed mutation, people constantly trying to improve the software.

The new reviewing entity would examine randomly selected advertisements for compliance with the rules related to lawyer advertising. It would put in place a much-needed formal mechanism to methodically review advertising and ensure effective enforcement of advertising rules.

You tell somebody you're an improviser and they think you're doing Random Acts of Comedy and it's just like, a bastardization of what I think is the purest form of art. People still don't get it, they still don't understand that...well, number one, it's hard to prove to people that you're improvising when you're on TV. They don't believe it.

We've taken every measure possible to make sure that everything is random and fair.