Stupid People Quotations

I find we are growing serious, and then we are in great danger of being dull.

There are more fools in the world than there are people.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.

I'm allergic to stupidity.

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful.

Is it that they think it a duty to be continually talking,' pursued she: 'and so never pause to think, but fill up with aimless trifles and vain repetitions when subjects of real interest fail to present themselves? - or do they really take a pleasure in such discourse?' 'Very likely they do,' said I; 'their shallow minds can hold no great ideas, and their light heads are carried away by trivialities that would not move a better-furnished skull; - and their only alternative to such discourse is to plunge over head and ears into the slough of scandal - which is their chief delight.

We're a stupid industry led by stupid people,

Stupid people shouldn’t breed.

I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.

Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.

Who let the dogs out? Who, who.

Actually, I didn't say that.

A brainiac notices everything, an ignoramus comments about everything.

Stupid people are dangerous.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

Hooray for most things!

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

"No comment" is a comment.

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.