George Carlin Stupid People Quotations

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

Hooray for most things!

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

The future will soon be a thing of the past.

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

"No comment" is a comment.

Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.