Forget Paris is a 1995 romantic comedy film produced, directed, co-written by and starring Billy Crystal as an NBA referee and Debra Winger as an independent working woman whose lives are interrupted by love and marriage... (wikipedia)
Mickey: You just had one of those 'I glued a bird to my head' days.
Mickey: Never say famous last words, because they could be.
Mickey: If I were Hitler you'd give me my father. If I were Hitler, you'd give me your country!
Mickey: I am very impressed, you've got little kids over here, 2-3 years old, and they're already speaking French.
Andy: Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. They only work when both are miserable