Grace Hansen Quotations

For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat-which is a great deal more than he's had on it.

For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat - which is a great deal more than he's had on it.

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.

I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running.