Jeff Oldham Quotations

Everybody knows somebody -- if it's not themselves, it's a mother or father or relative -- that needs help with their prescription drug cost. There's nobody who doesn't need help. This is a huge load off their shoulders.

It was very rare to see the same girl come down twice.

In Sussex County, there aren't a whole lot of places to park. You have to find a back road that might not have meters on it or if you find a meter you have to pay.