Joseph Ellis Pasqualeis an English comedian, actor and television presenter, known for being crowned "King of the Jungle", in the fourth series of I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! in 2004... (wikipedia)
Winning was like going on a crap holiday and coming back as Elvis.
If you look like your passport photo you're too ill to travel.
I don't know how I'm going to react, which is something I'm scared of but also intrigued by.