Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh is the husband of Queen Elizabeth II. He is the longest-serving consort of a reigning British monarch and the oldest-ever male member of the British royal family... (wikipedia)
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I've practised for many years.
It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.
Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?
It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.
For conservation to be successful it is necessary to take into consideration that it is a characteristic of man that he can only be relied upon to do anything consistently which is in his own interest.
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
British women can't cook.
You ARE a woman, aren't you?
We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!
You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.
So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
It's a vast waste of space.
Do you work in a strip club?
A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
I therefore suggested that WWF should invite leaders from the major religions to meet together to discuss what - if any - responsibility they felt they had for the natural environment as a "sacred" entity.
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.
So you are the people tearing down the Brazilian rainforest and breeding cattle.
Wildlife of the world is disappearing... simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.
I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.
The bastards murdered half my family
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.