Roseanne Roseanne Quotations

I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.

I think we're looking at a pretty strong housing market despite the fact that starts didn't rise, ... far from runaway.

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

We had donations from five families and it all fell in place, which says this was clearly from a power higher than us.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.

There were some issues and a lack of police presence,

There's a certain class of mutual fund investors who are quite sensitive to negative news. And you can identify those people by redemption behavior, which did start to pick up last year, ... However, in the aggregate, mutual fund inflows are slowing, they're not declining.

At least your mother and father can visit you, ... I visit my son in a cemetery and talk to a cold block of stone.

It is such a learning experience for the kids - and for us, too. This is our first year doing this. It is so interesting, ... The nice thing is that you don't have to live in the country to do this. The school has a place where the kids can keep their animals and this gives all the kids an opportunity to participate in something like this if they want.

The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.

The kids got to run some plays which they have been working on in practice tonight, ... It is always nice to see things run and work. It was a good match for us.

I'm pleased that it was so successful, ... I hope they pay attention to the video so we don't lose anyone else out there.

I'd see them leave at the end of the show and think, 'Maybe for the rest of the night something is happening inside their bodies.'