You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
I should have written that down. - Dilbert
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.