Stephen Colbert Last Quotations

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.

As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu.

Lemme just talk to you for a second about something that I think is good for America: caramel apples, ... I had one last night. Delicious. Not talking about candy apples. I think candy apples are a danger! You crack 'em, they're very sharp. You candy apple crowd need to wake up!