Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Don't think this has taught me a lesson !
I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.