There are only four things you can do on skis. Turn right, turn left, go straight, or sell them.
The best thing about skiing backwards is you can see where you've been.
You won't get hurt skiing if you don't fall.
When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.
You can't get hurt skiing, unless you fall
Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith.