Life is a vacation from two eternities.
If you weren't surprised by your life you wouldn't be alive. Life is surprise.
There couldn't be a society of people who didn't dream. They'd be dead in two weeks.
Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.