Anthony Jeselnik Mean Quotations

Silence means they [the audience] are paying attention. Even if I drop bombs and they're dead quiet, it's still okay. If they start talking, that's when you've lost them.

I'm very arrogant and mean. I'm almost like a bad guy professional wrestler.

The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility.

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.