Demetri Martin Children Quotations

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

The difference between a child's toy and an adult toy is: location, location, location.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.