Fran Lebowitz Vegetable Quotations

A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.