Gilbert Gottfried Children Quotations

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I always felt bad for Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa lived a whole life helping starving children and dying villages, but she could never be declared a saint 'cause she never actually performed a miracle. And it was towards the end, she was desperate to perform a miracle, so she would go up to starving children and go, 'What's that behind your ear? It's a quarter!