Gilbert Gottfried Nice Quotations

If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.

Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.