The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home.
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day.
Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them... I don't want my chokolate to have more fun than me.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!