Jeff Foxworthy Mean Quotations

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

Women in bed are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like... bottle rockets.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

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