You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do it. It was false.
Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!
Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.