Jeff Foxworthy Quotations | Page 4

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.