Samantha Bee Children Quotations

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

I was brought up to question things, but I was always a really quiet and shy child.