Stephen Colbert Work Quotations

Every day, if I could find someone to play with me. If I couldn't find someone to play with me, I would work on my player character.

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.

I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge shoes to fill, and some really big pants.

I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work.

I started off at the Second City in Chicago... It's an improvisational theater that ostensibly does social and political satire, but when I was there, we generally didn't. We did character work, and we did just the silliest things we could think of. We weren't all that concerned with, you know, changing the world through mime.

I started as a straight actor. I'd go onstage, and I'd think, 'Wow, this is the only thing I want to work really hard at. I will rehearse fifty times on a single scene; I don't care - I'll do it again.'