(on fox news).... it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news... at you.
Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.
The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media.
It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.
Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?
I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie,