David Letterman Fake Quotations

Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license.

They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.