David Letterman Gentleman Quotations

I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.

Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.