Jack Handey Night Quotations
Jack Handey Quotes about:
Night Quotes from:
- All Night Quotes
- William Shakespeare
- Cassandra Clare
- Rumi
- John Milton
- Henry David Thoreau
- Charles Dickens
- Victor Hugo
- Sherrilyn Kenyon
- George R R Martin
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
- Jay Leno
- Stephen King
- Pablo Neruda
- Ray Bradbury
- Walt Whitman
- Haruki Murakami
- Terry Pratchett
- Jack Kerouac
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Charles Bukowski
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Argument Quotes
A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. - (Deep Thoughts) Saturday Night Live