Jack Handy Man Quotations
Jack Handy Quotes about:
Man Quotes from:
- All Man Quotes
- Bible Bible
- Sathya Baba
- Mark Twain
- George Bernard Shaw
- Benjamin Franklin
- Atharva Veda
- Francis Bacon
- Oscar Wilde
- Robert Green Ingersoll
- Source Unknown
- Abraham Lincoln
- Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
- Samuel Johnson
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
- Sorin Cerin
- Henry David Thoreau
- Orison Swett Marden
- William Shakespeare
- William Butler Yeats
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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Funny Quotes
I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)
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Balance Quotes
Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...