Jesse Ventura Winning Quotations

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

Barack Obama's large contributor was Goldman Sachs - same thing on the Republican side. If you go to both their conventions, you see the same lobbyists paying off both sides so they win either way.

I have an idea about voting, how about on every ballot we include "None of the above". People may laugh at that, but what that is, it is a vote of no confidence in your government and I'm willing to bet that in some elections, 'None of the Above' would win. Imagine if you won the election but lost to 'None of the Above'. Wouldn't that make you re-think your positions?

Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, MacMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.

If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.