Children love me, dammit!
If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam.
Undertaker, if that is your real name...
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!
Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle a match against the man they call the big red retard; not that I have anything against retarded people cause I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Hero, and I wish them well.
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.
I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!