Mort Sahl People Quotations

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people.

The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

I'm for capital punishment. You've got to execute people. How else are they going to learn?

I found people looked better when they laughed

There were four million people in the American Colonies and we had Jefferson and Franklin. Now we have over 200 million and the two top guys are Clinton and Dole. What can you draw from this? Darwin was wrong!