Norm MacDonald Love Quotations

I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end, you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

A capacity for hating the object of desire is, perhaps, the best cure for love in cases of disappointment.

Few people love with the violence they hate.

Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.

Love is an artful arrangement of artless pretensions, whereby we labor to appear innocent in what we desire to be most cunning.

In love, first please the eye, then win the heart.

Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.

In love, we are best pleased when we please others.