Quentin Crisp Ifs Quotations

What is privacy if not for invading?

If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.

If one is not going to take the necessary precautions to avoid having parents, one must undertake to bring them up.

You will survive if you believe in yourself.

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.

If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.