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funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny-life mean successful
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life world materials
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life mistake awakening
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made. Bill Watterson
funny-life expectations life-is
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations. Bill Watterson
funny-life control-of-your-life peanut-butter
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. Bill Watterson
funny-life problem
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present. Bill Watterson
funny-life bad-day intelligent
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
funny-life wish forget
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. Edgar Allan Poe
problem public tax truth
We have no problem if they tax everybody. But they don't. ... We just want the public to know the truth. Pete Eliades
problem race rat winning
The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin
problem sector tech
The problem with the tech sector is not so much a fundamental problem as a valuations problem. Christine Callies
problem
The problem with the Americans is that they are overpaid, oversexed, and over here. Miriam Santiago
problem security standards
The problem with security standards is that there are so many of them. Joe Duffy
problem psychiatry
The problem with psychiatry is, it doesn't know what the problem is. Hitesh Sheth
problem reality
The reality here is we've got a problem here and it's a big problem. Kent Conrad
problem oppression
The oppression of women is the single most corrosive and urgent problem of our time. Brandi Carlile
problems season
We know by season what some of our problems could be. Dan McCanta