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irs elements weight
Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs). Dmitri Mendeleev
irs taxes-funny income
It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta Dave Barry
irs rooms taxes
Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it gets worse all the time. Nobody has ever read the whole thing. IRS workers are afraid to go into the same ROOM with it.
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Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. Michael Moriarty
irs world
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. Bob Thaves
irs taxation tests
Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form Laurence J. Peter
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Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.
irs looking pay percent plus tax
You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.
irs want tonight
I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS. Jay Leno
world paint
I paint with my back to the world Agnes Martin
world jokes
There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see. Agnes Repplier
world thorough enjoyable
There is nothing in the world so enjoyable as a thorough-going monomania...
world want kind
In an ideal world for me, I would like to go back and forth [between film and theater]. I kind of want to do it all Aaron Tveit
world demand maids
Old maids like the houseless and unemployed poor, should not ask for a place and an occupation in the world: the demand disturbs the happy and the rich. Charlotte Bronte
world faces looks
You have rather the look of another world. I marvelled where you had got that sort of face.
world importance significance
You have to see your unimportance before you can see your importance and your significance to the world. Charlie Haden
world trade
I wouldn't trade places with anybody in the world. I love what I do. Charlie Daniels
world trouble despise
That's the trouble with the world. We all despise ourselves. Charlie Chaplin