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funny-inspirational men married
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? Carrie Snow
funny-inspirational thinking teeth
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? Carol Burnett
funny-inspirational knowledge men
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. Arthur Conan Doyle
funny-inspirational debugging bugs
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. Edsger Dijkstra
funny-inspirational food health
Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet. Albert Einstein
funny-inspirational kings lunch
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. Adelle Davis
funny-inspirational self hair
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel. Danica McKellar
funny-inspirational children food
It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician. Meryl Streep
funny-inspirational fools-day april
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Fadiman
fools-day doubt april-fools
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. Cynthia Heimel
fools-day months april
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. Ambrose Bierce
fools-day world april
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? George Bernard Shaw
fools-day fool-proof april
Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
fools-day people trying
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS. Jay Leno
fools-day religion april
Even the gods love jokes. Plato
fools-day april excited
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. John Oliver
fools-day world haste
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world. Thomas Shadwell
april council decision inform president resolution university
President Adams will inform the University Council of his decision on the resolution April 25. Tom Jackson
april expecting position prepared ready
Our position is we're expecting to be prepared and ready to go by April 24.
april billboards blast date heavy include media radio
Our media blast date will be April 1, and will include billboards all over Florence and Darlington, and heavy radio advertising.
april assertion core economy gas impossible last measure performance pitiful rose since square week worst
Our measure of core sales, which excludes autos, gas and food, rose a pitiful 0.1 percent, the worst performance since April and impossible to square with Mr. Greenspan's assertion last week that the economy is regaining traction,
april cents confident contract everybody fairly frozen good price signed taken three
That contract was signed back in April before a lot of the things that subsequently have taken place, ... That 7.3 cents is frozen for three years under that contract and were in the first year. So, at this point, I think that everybody that is participating in that consortium is fairly confident that we have a good price for electricity.
april doubt four lifetime opening ready stronger
I will be ready Opening Day, there's no doubt in my mind. I'm stronger now than I have been in four years. April 3 is a lifetime away.
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I will never forget April 13, 1986. It was my first Masters, and just as it ended, (CBS analyst) Ken Venturi drove me back to the CBS compound and said, 'Jimmy, you may be lucky enough to broadcast 50 Masters, but you'll never live to see a greater one than the one you saw today.' I think he was right. Jim Nantz
april best build conference division five job ncaa playing proud teams toughest until
I think the most important thing is that we're 8-7 in the conference. It's the toughest Division II conference in the country. We're probably going to get five teams in the NCAA Tournament. But more than that, I'm proud of them. From April 29 the day I got the job until now, we're playing our best basketball. That's how you build a program.
april came following last orders ready taking
Last year, I came back too early. This year, I'm following orders and taking it one day at a time. I want to be ready on April 3. Frank Thomas