Famous Quotes & Sayings

Bob Dylan

I was lookin' high an' low for them Reds everywhere, I was lookin' in the sink an' underneath the chair. I looked way up my chimney hole, I even looked deep inside my toilet bowl.

Andy Warhol

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Orson Scott Card

The only process you've mastered is the process of elimination, and the only reason you've mastered that is because you can do it in the toilet.

Dean Smith

We've got uniforms pants, boots, t-shirts, underwear and toilet supplies,

Becca Fitzpatrick

She cleans a toilet inside and out under a minute. More like terrifying

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Joel Madden

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Jim Gaffigan

Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!

Carolyn Heilbrun

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Kate Hudson

I'm superstitious... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious.

Christy Turlington

I'm not entirely comfortable with myself in underwear.

Dan Miller

My underwear is my own person buisness.

Ashley Tisdale

I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.

Edward de Bono

You do not go out into the street in your underwear, although usually you are wearing underwear. The underwear is not visible but it is there all the time. It is the same with concepts. They are there. They underlie practical things we do- even when we are not conscious of them.

Emily Blunt

Well, you wear underwear. That helps.

Jennifer Ellison

I'm an addict for underwear.

H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire.

Jennifer Aniston

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

Benjamin Franklin

Taxes on consumption, like those on capital or income, to be just, must be uniform.

Adam Smith

Masters are always and everywhere in a sort of tacit, but constant and uniform combination, not to raise the wages of labor.

Eric Dickerson

Them sportswriters don't even know how to put uniforms on, most of 'em.

Henry Mancini

If you want to make money in music, get into the band uniform business.

George W. Bush

We live in freedom because every generation has produced patriots willing to serve a cause greater than themselves. Those who serve nowadays are taking their rightful place among the greatest generations that have worn our nation's uniform.

Jack L. Chalker

You can’t be a non-conformist if you don’t wear the proper uniform.

George Lopez

A Dodger uniform just doesn't look good with a cummerbund.

Pete Rose

Am I still in uniform? Then I ain't retired.

Lorrie Fair

Michael Jordan always wore his Carolina shorts under his Bulls' uniform.