Famous Quotes & Sayings

George Carlin

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

Etgar Keret

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.

Kyle Smith

The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi.

C. S. Lewis

Hell begins with a grumbling mood, always complaining, always blaming others.

Bertrand Russell

The more you complain the longer God lets you live

Al Gore

What we've often seen is that when we Americans say, look, we've got to reduce pollution, business - some businesses complain about it, but almost every time, it's turned out to be easier and cheaper and accomplished faster, and they've gained confidence, and then we go farther.

Bruce Campbell

We make our own problems every time. Everything that we complain about is something we can solve.

Adam Smith

Never complain of that of which it is at all times in your power to rid yourself.

Adam Smith

The liberal reward of labour, therefore, as it is the affect of increasing wealth, so it is the cause of increasing population. To complain of it, is to lament over the necessary effect and cause of the greatest public prosperity.

Adam Smith

When profit diminishes, merchants are very apt to complain that trade decays; though the diminution of profit is the natural effect of its prosperity, or of a greater stock being employed in it than before.

David Gemmell

Do not complain of life's unfairness. It is never fair - at best it is impartial.

Dav Pilkey

Grown-ups do a lot of complaining!

Dave Barry

I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

Glenn Beck

The worst is still ahead of us. But no one in Washington has the spine to tell you that.

Lorrie Moore

I missed him. Love, I realized, was something your spine memorized. There was nothing you could do about that.

Joseph Pilates

You're only as old as your spine.

Tom Watson

The golf swing is a violent swing. You twist, and your spine is under continual stress when you're making a golf swing. Your neck, your spine, your hands, your knees, everything.