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funny-valentines-day wish body
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. Dion Boucicault
funny-valentines-day mistake people
Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way. Aberjhani
funny-valentines-day together beets
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. David Letterman
funny-valentines-day cat smell
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. Martha Stewart
funny-valentines-day mean news
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. Jon Stewart
funny-valentines-day love-you wife
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.' George Lopez
funny-valentines-day ideas giving
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. Jimmy Fallon
funny-valentines-day holiday special
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. Lewis Black
funny-valentines-day love-you eden
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.... Joyce Cary
holiday way pork
I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off. Aasif Mandvi
holiday passion beer
For it was Saturday night, the best and bingiest glad-time of the week, one of the fifty-two holidays in the slow-turning Big Wheel of the year, a violent preamble to a prostrate Sabbath. Piled up passions were exploded on Saturday night, and the effect of a week's monotonous graft in the factory was swilled out of your system in a burst of goodwill. You followed the motto of 'be drunk and be happy,' kept your crafty arms around female waists, and felt the beer going beneficially down into the elastic capacity of your guts. Alan Sillitoe
holiday sleep winter
My wife and I always have a winter holiday that I call the "fly and flop". In January and February, you don't want culture, you just want to get your bones warm and eat, drink, sleep. We usually go to the Caribbean. Alan Titchmarsh
holiday summary
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat! Alan King
holiday shoes boots
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life. Brian Clough
holiday past perfect
Sharing the holiday with other people, and feeling that you're giving of yourself, gets you past all the commercialism. Caroline Kennedy
holiday family-and-friends want
I do want to have holidays and see my family and friends. Jason Clarke
holiday car house
I've never really cared much about money. I've got enough to live on. And it's not like I live in a fancy house, it's not like I own a car, and it's not like I ever go on holiday. Alan Moore
holiday thinking special
Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special about Christmas, and I found myself grinning. Alan Bradley
special
When it was 1-1, I thought something special was going on here . . . for about a minute. Jason Cirone
special teams time
We know, at this time of the year, special teams is everything. Ed Belbin
special classic made
It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it. Don Adams
special trophies ifs
If everyone is special, then no one is. If everyone gets a trophy, trophies become meaningless. David McCullough
special records world
It's something special to break the world record at the Olympics. David Rudisha
special state though win
This was a special season. We accomplished a lot... . It's special even though we didn't win the state title. George Williams
special needs belief
It is my belief that we all have the need to feel special. It is this need that can bring out the best in us, yet the worst in us. Janet Jackson
special
Everyone tells you how they are going to be "special", but few do the work to get there. Do the work. Mark Cuban
special honey way
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live it the same way. Maybe a few changes here or there, but nothing special. The truth is, honey, I've enjoyed my life. I've had a hell of a good time. Ava Gardner