Famous Quotes & Sayings

Justin Hawkins

Such as glass in food, a baby crying in your dining room, someone smoking in your restaurant and you're non-smoking, people bring in food that's not yours.

Ron Labrec

Some of the adults held an infant over the side and threatened to drop the baby into the water unless we stood off.

Donald Berry

Our biggest challenge is to convince the regulators that we are not throwing the baby out with the bathwater by using a Bayesian approach. It is rigorous and we are not losing science by using it.

Robert Kiyosaki

Remember to dream big, think long-term, underacheive on a daily basis, and take baby steps. That is the key to long-term success.

and City

Really wanted a little baby to love, though not, obviously, weekend nanny to shag ex-husband.

Beck

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

John Donovan

We needed good credit, and our income needed to fall within the range for our family. They started out counting us as three, with our son, Evan. The baby had to come out before it could be counted too.

Billy Corgan

I went to see a shaman. He put his hands on me, and I cried like a baby for an hour.

Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything.

Edgar Allan Poe

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Adolphe Menjou

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

Clifton Fadiman

For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.

Douglas Adams

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Andy Rooney

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

Andy Rooney

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

Andrew Lang

Life's more amusing than we thought.

Andy Borowitz

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

E. W. Howe

Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.

Thomas Fuller

Better break your word than do worse in keeping it.

Hannah Arendt

Promises are the uniquely human way of ordering the future.

Patricia Ryan

Deliver more than you promise.

Mark Twain

Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

George Chapman

Promise is most given when the least is said.

Luc de Clapiers

One promises much, to avoid giving little.

Mahatma Gandhi

Breach of promise is a base surrender of truth.

Ovid

Everyone's a millionaire where promises are concerned.