Gentleman Quotations | Page 9

A gentleman opposed to their enfranchisement once said to me, women have never produced anything of any value to the world. I told him the chief product of the women had been the men, and left it to him to decide whether the product was of any value.

Gentlemen, no one objects to the husband being the head of the wife as Christ was the head of the church--to crucify himself; whatwe object to is his crucifying his wife.

It is perfectly right for a gentleman to say "ladies and gentlemen," but a lady should say, "gentlemen and ladies." You mention your friend's name before you do your own. I always feel like rebuking any woman who says, "ladies and gentlemen." It is a lack of good manners.

Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

Men no longer prefer blondes. Today gentlemen seem to prefer gentlemen.

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.

A gentleman is never in a hurry.

PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope.