Guinness Quotations

The Guinness book is a very elitist organization. There's nothing scientific about what they do. They just have an office full of people who decide what is a record and what isn't.

There's no question that the next generation of terrorists, rather than going for small, little dramas, will go for the big one. They now understand that the way to get the world's attention is not strapping bombs to themselves in a pizza parlour, but to do something so horrific it gets you into the Guinness Book of World Records for terrorism.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Being recognised by Guinness World Records in their 60th year is a real honour. It's also a real privilege for me to be positioned beside such sporting greats.

f they'd been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn't have known they were born if they'd not towed the line!

Every time someone takes a sip of Guinness, a part of straight marriage dies,

Maybe they should call Guinness to see about the record for the most frivolous press conference.

I am delighted that Rob has decided to extend his contract with the club. He is a very experienced Guinness Premiership player, who has also played European and international rugby and we looking forward to him making a large contribution going forward.

But all of the Irishmen I know are thin. And it's not the golf and Guinness that are making them thin. We are just a thin people.

I love a woman in a tuxedo, or in a dress, who looks comfortable, relaxed, happy. I'd love to dress Daphne Guinness - she has exactly that attitude.

He was very shy. A man uneasy with the fame that came with the job. A man who liked to observe in the shade. He reminded me of Alec Guinness in that sense. But, my word, when he stood centre stage you'd better watch him.

I would like to thank him for his contribution to Gloucester this season and for the effort and dedication he gave the team that played in the Guinness 'A' League. He was fundamental in their efforts in a highly successful campaign.

We're delighted that Ben has signed a new deal. He has shown in the tough competition that is the Guinness Premiership what he can do and at aged 23, he has a good future in front of him if he works hard and continues to improve.

When I first got involved with Guinness it was not good at innovation,

We only told her yesterday she was the new Guinness world record holder. We hadn't heard of her before.

We must be breaking some kind of world record by doing this. We're not in the 'Guinness Book of World Records' or anything, but if we could get sponsorship from Guinness beer, that would be sweet.

We want to do the fireworks in conjunction with the Guinness attempt. And we just didn't want people rolling around in the mud.

We went on the Internet and checked out the Guinness World Records site. There was no record for tip-ups.

Between you and me, Erik, a few pints of Guinness and I can go even faster, you know,

Cooking with Guinness is very contemporary. The complexity of the flavor really comes through.

The ring flies a long way because it's so thin. It's sailed as far as 1,333 feet, a Guinness world record.

The ring flies a long way because it's so thin, ... It's sailed as far as 1,333 feet, a Guinness world record.

The motivation is not the Guinness record. The record we really want to beat is the $200,000 we raised last time.

This is great news for the club. In my opinion, Bob is one of the best locks in the Guinness Premiership.

This meant that when I left school I had to work as a technician in a microbiological laboratory associated with the local Guinness brewery.

They're seriously thinking of getting in touch of the Guinness Book of Records to recommend an entry in it under 'most voices recorded from one person for an audio book,'

At best, it's going to eat into their own sales. People are going out later, and you don't tend to drink Guinness late at night. It's hard to imagine something so similar to Guinness changing that.

It's a long way across the Atlantic. By the time you arrive, you're very thirsty. Plus, the social atmosphere is different. You go to a local pub, the pints of Guinness are flowing, you're in a different zone.

Daphne Guinness was amazingly comfortable in her skin, and she has an amazing collection in fashion that I wish I could just touch.

I honestly don't believe a respected book like the Guinness Book of World Records has a category for pornography. If it does, however, I am SURE that having no nudity on my Web site would automatically disqualify me from competing with girls or Web sites of this nature.

If he picks the right roles and doesn't forget the theater, I think he can eventually be Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier.

I've always loved Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness movies.

You will never see anyone drinking a pint of Guinness with a nice smooth top.

And just last week we learned that our best pupil (Albert Einstein) is going to be recognized as 'the trained fish with the most tricks' by the Guinness Book of World Records.

I do like Guinness, I have to say, because you feel like you're eating something.